THE STELLAR STONES: 11/01/2017

Thursday, November 16, 2017

say what?

HAZEL "Mom! My boy barbie's head fell off again, and they weren't even kissing."
HAZEL after having her brand new crocs stolen "I'll just go get stolen too, then when I come back I'll bring my crocs with me!"

DEKKER after a powerful bout of diarhea in the potty- "Mom! THAT IS NOT POOP!'

Me - "no it's diarhea"

Dekker - "Oh, My bum feels funny. I don't want a bum anymore. I want to be a robot so I have no bum"

HAZEL "Mom I don't need to go to school anymore"

Me "Why"

Hazel "I already know everything, I'm the smartest kid in my class!"

Me "How do you know that?"

Hazel "I'm the only one who knows how to open a cheese string"

DEKKER when i asked him "did you have a little toot?"

"No Mom (in a huff) One little toot and one BIG TOOT!"

THE STELLAR STONES

Thursday, November 16, 2017

say what?

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